I write for the body. And the brain.
■ Tongue is a fractional communications manager for sexual wellness brands. I write and run the lot: social, editorial, email, media. None of it goes out with its clothes on.
Meet tongue.
■ No meeting about what a kink is. No explaining why silicone lube ruins silicone toys. No email from me asking if we can say vulva.
my kinks.
Something casual.
■ Three weeks to find the words, kill the wrong ones, and stop guessing what you're allowed to say.
$3,500 + GST
Something Serious.
■ Social, email, editorial and media, written and run, so you approve instead of rewrite.
$5,000 + GST/month
lip service.
■ Everyone else pays lip service. I’d rather use my mouth properly.
Lip Service
Spit it out.
■ What you make, who it’s for, and what isn’t landing. I’ll tell you if I’m any use.
Every dating app says the same three words. Find your person. Then they all swipe, match and paywall in the same chirpy, desperate voice. No wonder everyone's exhausted. Here's what it sounds like when an app actually gets it.